anti-smoking ads. a new approach.

the onion is always dropping the funnies.




New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

if i become famous, it won't last long.

just in time for the xmas...or kwanzaa

grind

the desire to stay loan free has turned me into a monster.

avg. temp in my apt for last month was 47F. all of my silverware [and pepper] is stolen. i haven't done laundry since labor day (so, like 2 months ago) and probably won't until thanksgiving. i lack one working light bulb, so i rotate the ones that work into fixtures i am near. and i'm interested in learning how to siphon gas, with some class.

i'm waiting for a family member to win the lotto.

my friend sam.

so our boy brian is getting married out in manchester (new hamp). sammy, out of dc, is meeting up. here's a little dialogue...



Sams: Brian is getting amrried this weekend

me: wtf?

hahhahaha

nah dude

you drunk?

his wed is on oct 31

right?

Sams: it is

holy shit

me: hahah

you didn't F up on tix did you?

Sams: yes I did

me: dude....

DOOOODE

so you got a nice weeekend planned in manchester this wknd...

Sams: kill me


Sams: FML

I'm functionally retarded

maybe not functional

me: hahaha

i think you're awesome

Sams: well, I appreciate that

me: hopefully you can just make a phone call and get the dates switched

Sams: no

have to go this weekend

cat is also meeting my parents

who are there


Sams: maybe my brain made them the same date out of convenience

me: yeah, that sounds logical

Sams: right...

me: epic, man

so you going to come out to the wedding too?

you'll get to hear me frack a bit on the piccolo
Sams: ooo

nice

yeah

I'm going to try my hardest

me: word

i'm sure brian will understand either way

Sams: yeah

he knows I'm an EFFING SPACE CADET

mr. showman

"mr. showman, what a prick.
attitude match his wardrobe,
uglier than sin."

mos def

re-blog

i'm sure you've all seen this. props to heavy p, aka not phillin it. anyway, don't bother, google fixed it.

7. SEVEN. 7.

first post of the new year...i couldn't wait:



ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYS OF BUSH!!!!!!!


count'em.