I am proud to introduce to you (drum roll "berhrhrhrh") the Coco Chanel Phone! Er..excuse me, its given name is the "Chanel Choco Phone" and comes with a hidden keypad and screen. It hasn't been stamped with a price tag or a carrier yet, but who cares! Nobody threw any bones about the Apple iphone and At&t collaboration - and everyone jumped to their local Dolce & Gabbana to pick up the 18k gold Motorola Razr with a beautiful D&G stamp! My theory is that Chanel's brand loyal consumers have been asking for a phone that can squeeze (via the hinge connecting the screen and keypad/body) the fat out of high society's not-so-gourmet foods (e.g. hot dogs, White Castle).
So, if you're "sitting pretty in the Hampty Hamps," throw on some tights, Uggs, plush dog hair fur, and the biggest sunglasses you can find (preferably CC), rev up the Range Rover that your husband bought for you, and take that 10min. drive to the Burger King on County Road 39 outside Southampton. No shame.
Here are some more images. You're probably dying to get one.
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